Gaddi Starting Salary
Boss: Tumhe driver ki job de raha hun. Starting salary Rs.2000/-. Theek hai?
Laloo: U R great sir! Gaddi START karane ki salary is o.k.......but? ? Gaddi chalane ki salary kitni hai... sir jio?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 941 views
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Ab i don’t know what the hell this ‘dhak-dhak
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Sardar went to a mirror shop
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Kismat Azma chuka hon.. Naseeb
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Ek Ladki patane ke Khatir
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