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Cinema main khawaateen k huqooq per film chal rahi thi.
1khaatoon ne josh mein naara lagaya:
aaj ki aurat kiya nahi kar sakti?
Pathan bola road per peshaab.
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!) / 957 views
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