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Cinema main khawaateen k huqooq per film chal rahi thi.
1khaatoon ne josh mein naara lagaya:
aaj ki aurat kiya nahi kar sakti?
Pathan bola road per peshaab.
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!) / 975 views
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2nd sardar made fun of him about that.
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
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?
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan Apne Bete Ko Kisi Baat Par Samjha Raha Thha, Aur Bola.
Pathan: “Oye Ghabra Mat Tu Sher Ka Puttar Hai”
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 choti si larki shop keeper k pas gayi or boli.
Jab main bari ho jaon gi to mujse shadi karo ge,
Shopkpr. Hans k bola han kar lunga.
Larki boli to kia apni hone wali wife ko 1 choclate bhi nahi de sakte.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
'Tum Na Milay To Tumhari YADOON K
Saharey Hi Jee
Lengey,
Warna Teri Shaadi Me Aa
K
K
K
K
K
K
"*COCA COLA*"
Hee
Peelenge ;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The following is supposedly a true story. To be
included, besides being true, the story is most
likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
A little boy wrote this letter to his grandmother:
Dear Grandmother,
I'm sorry I forgot your birthday last week. It
would serve me right if you forgot mine next
Tuesday.
With love, Mike
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)