pathan scheme main hissa lenay laga

Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan
Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha.

Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua?

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Pathan: Khocha Dhakkan Main Likha Hai Try Again.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 839 views
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"Don't they know their supposed to let us play through?!" asked the first man.

The other man shook his head. "I'm going to go ask them if we can play through," said the first man, emphatically, "Enough is enough!"

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The other man shrugged, and said "No sweat."

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