Galti hone pe maafi magne

Tchr:Galti hone pe maafi magne waale ko kya kehte hai.?
Stud:Samajhdar.

Tchr:Aur galti na hone pe b mafi magne waale ko kya kehte hai.?



Stud:Boyfrnd...

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