Ek pathan dosre pathan se!

Ek pathan dosre pathan se!
Yar suna he 2012 tk duniya khatm hojye gi
Dusra pathan:
Asa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machne khridi hy us
pe 2014 tk ki guarnty hy.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 904 views
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