Ek pathan dosre pathan se!
Yar suna he 2012 tk duniya khatm hojye gi
Dusra pathan:
Asa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machne khridi hy us
pe 2014 tk ki guarnty hy.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 569 views

Ager tum 1jungle mein ho

Sir: Ager tum 1jungle mein ho or wahan sheir aa jaye to tum kya karo ge?

Boy: Main darakht per charhon ga

Sir: Ager wo sheir darkhat per b aa jaye to?

Boy: Main Pani mein kood jaun ga

Sir: Ager wo Pani mein b aa jaye to? . . .

Boy: Ustad G.. Sheir nal pen viyai hai jo odi side le rae o…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa foj main bharti hua

santa fouj me bharti hua....
2 Din bad jung shru ho gaiii.....
santa ki topi per goli lagi....
santa ne hathyaar phenk diye
aur chup kar bola .. " Aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi
hota hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

2 admi motor cycle par pankha

2 admi motor cycle par pankha ly kar ja rahe they ,

Ek sardar ne dekh liya or 500 ki texi karwai or un ke pichey lag gya, Kuch fasle par un ko roka or donon ko 1,1 lagai or bola,

bijli agy nai labdi tusi
sakootaran te vi pakhey laey hoay ney!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Aik sardar pehli bar jahaz main betha: Jese hi jahaz ka agla tyre oper utha , to sardar pilot ko marne laga. Aur Bola : Main pehle hi dara hua hon aur tum wheeling kar rahe ho ...

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

My Mobile No Has Changed

Santa Bought A New Mobile
He Send Msg To Every 1 From His Cell:
My Mobile No Has Changed
Earlier It Was Nokia 1110
Now It Is Nokia 6600

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)