Teacher to Boy
Ek taraf paisa hai
ek taraf damag
…
kiya lo ge?
Boy: paisa
Teacher: Ghalat..
Ager Me hoty to Demag leti..
Boy: Jis k pass jo nahi ha vo wohi leta hai …

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 594 views

Ek Bihari cycle chalate

Ek Bihari cycle chalate aur gungunate hue kahin ja raha tha aur raaste mein ek aurat se takra baitha.

Aurat chilla kar boli: Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???

Bihari: Poori cycle to maar di, abhi break maar kar kya faeda.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu: Papa Papa, Mujhe Naya

Pappu: Papa Papa, Mujhe Naya Cycle Dila Do Na ??

Papa: Roz Ke Roz Kuch Nayi Demand, Jaake Chup Chap Padhai Karo !!

Pappu (Gusse Se): Accha Toh Aap Nahi Dilaoge ?? Soch Lo
Papa: Kaha Na Abhi Nahi….

Pappu: Thik Hai Toh Kal Ramleela Maidan Mein Mileinge…..
Papa: Matlab
Pappu: Gandhigiri and Annagiri Zindabad

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa ke gao me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya.

Santa ke gao me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya.

Builder: Bahut achcha ho gya na

Santa: Haan ji
Pehle dhoop me tair k nadi paar krte the
Ab chhaoon mein tair ker paar kerain gay

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,

ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...

pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..

phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Attending a boring lecture

2 friends were attending a boring lecture..
.
.
1st frd- Even my ass has fallen asleep..
2nd frd- I know! I heard ir snore 3 times..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)