Ek taraf paisa hai ek taraf damag
Teacher to Boy
Ek taraf paisa hai
ek taraf damag
…
kiya lo ge?
Boy: paisa
Teacher: Ghalat..
Ager Me hoty to Demag leti..
Boy: Jis k pass jo nahi ha vo wohi leta hai …
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 915 views
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