Kameena Baccha.

Kameena Baccha.. :P

Bacha: 1 Litre Aata De Do!
Dukandar: Beta Aata Kilo K Hisab
Se Milta Hai..
Dobara Kaho!
Bacha: Bottle Mein 1 Kilo Aata De
Do!

Dukandar: Beta Aata Bottle Mein
Nahin Aata.

Tum Dukandar Bano! Main Batata
Hun K Kaise Laite Hain..
Dukandar: 1 Kilo Aata Dedo!
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Bacha: Bottle Laye Ho? :-/ :-p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 613 views
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