Aj tak tumne aisa koi kam nahi kia

Bap-Aj tak tumne aisa koi kam nahi kia jisse mera sir uncha ho gaya ho
Beta-yad kar Ke papa ek dafa Maine apke sir k niche 3takye rakhe the ;)

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