Bap-Aj tak tumne aisa koi kam nahi kia jisse mera sir uncha ho gaya ho
Beta-yad kar Ke papa ek dafa Maine apke sir k niche 3takye rakhe the ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 845 views

Mujhe TALAAQ Chahiye

Santa : Judge Saab
Mujhe TALAAQ Chahiye
Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki

Judge :
1 Bar Phir Sochle Beta
Aisi Biwi Nasib Walon Ko Milti He

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baby paida hotey hi cheekha

Baby paida hotey hi cheekha,
Mujhey kuch Nazur nehi a raha, Main andha hoon....

Nurse: stupid, light nehi hai!

Bacha! oh tuwandi pehn nu, Ay Pakistan te nei ?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Banta to his new bride

Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?”

“Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Food One-liners

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.

Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

I thought you were trying to get into shape?

I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Now run

Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada
darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh
ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:
Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.
Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab
kya hai?
Baccha: Ab bhago!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)