Teacher : Which part of Human Body expends

Teacher : Which part of Human Body
expands to 10 times its normal size ??

Girl : I can’t answer. I Feel Shy. :P

Boy :- It’s Pupil of Human Eye.

Teacher : Right !!

Then Teacher turns to the Girl :- You are not just Wrong, bt your Expectations are too High

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 561 views
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