Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 588 views

Silent Treatment

A husband and his wife were having problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

The man realized he would have to be woken up at 5:00AM by his wife the next morning, which means he would have to break the silent treatment (and LOSE).

So he decided to write a note to her, and put it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning he woke up to find out it is 9:00AM, he missed his flight!

He started getting up, just to find a note beside his bed that said "Its 5:00AM, you have to get up!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge,

Nokri na mili to bilkul nahi ghabraenge,

Dono station pr chaye ki dukan lagayenge,
Tum chaye banana
Hum chaye chaye chilayenge..

by Raju (few years ago!)

Funny Load Shedding Sms in Urdu

The most rommantic country of the world..?

guess!

O yes!!! pakistan u know why?

har raat candle light dinner… =P

Thanks to wapda for Load Shedding :(

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Zoo Mein Ek Sher Ne

Zoo Mein Ek Sher Ne Santa Ko Maar-Maar Ke Zakhmi Kar Diya.
Logo Ne Hairan Hokar Sher Se Puchha.

Arey Tum To Bade Sidhe-Sadhe Shareef The, Santa Ko Maar Maar Ke Kyu Zakhmi Kiya”

Sher Gusse Se Bola: “Arey Sale Ne Dimag Kharab Kar Rakha Tha, Kitni Der Se Bole Jaa Raha Tha, Itni Badi Billi – Itni Badi Billi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1girl fansi laga kar suicide kar rhi thi

1girl fansi laga kar suicide kar rhi
thi
Santa ne window se dekha,
Socho santa kya bola hoga?
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Sirf latkne se height nhi
badhegi,mummy ko bolo complan
pilaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)