Tumhara scooter itna uchhal kyon raha hai?
Traffic police:tumhara scooter itna uchhal kyon raha hai?
Scooter chaalak:-huzur, scooter nahin uchhal raha hai. Mujhe hichkiyaan aa rahi hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1042 views
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