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Legal Voting Age Fr Boys- 18yrs..
Legal Marryng Age Fr Boys- 21Yrs..
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"Its Tougher To Control A Wife, Than A
Country" !!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 564 views
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rakhna..
2 cheeje kismat walo ko milti Hai..
.
1) Samose ke sath extra chatni...
Aur
2) without boyfriend wali acchi patni....!
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ek pathan roz kitchen ja kar cheeni ka dabba kholta aur band kr deta...
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.. kyun???
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kyun k doctor ne kaha tha: apni sugar roz check kia karo... :D :D
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Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
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Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.
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