Ek Baloch stdnt apne

Ek Baloch stdnt apne math k teacher se

arrey sir amara poty aya ay"
Math's teacher: poty aya he to toilet jao na beta"

Baloch: arrey sir amare swal ka answer poty(40) aya he. Tm b na sir jao arrey :-)

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