Gabbar-aaj maine
Gabbar-aaj maine
basanti ko nahate hua
dekha.....:p
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Veeru-kutte kamine mai
tera khoon pi
jaunga...:@
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Gabbar-abe saale mai
naha rha tha.
Aur vo bahar se jaa rhi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 639 views
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