Rs. 1000 To Bikhari
Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.
Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo. Malika gave him
1000 Rs. Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 546 views

Karaya waqas le liya

Girl:aj ammi ne mujhe tere sath bitje pe jate howe dekh lya.0
boy:pher?
Girl:rakshae ka karaya wapas kar lia

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Tum Kitnay Saal K Ho?

Billi: Tum Kitnay Saal K Ho?
Hathi: 3 Saal Ka Hu.
Billi: 3 Saal K Ho Our Itnay Baray Kesay?
Hathi: Nido Peeta Hu.
Sehat Ki 10 Khoobiyo Wala.
Tumhari Umar Kya Ha?
Billi: 30 Saal.
Hathi: 30 Saal Ki Our Itni Choti?
Billi: Fair&lovely Use Karti Hu.
Umar Ka Pata Hi Nahi Chalta ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Kutton Ki Sachhi Kahani

Ek Kutta Diwar Pe Mut Raha Tha Ki Tabhi Diwaar Gir Gayi Aur Kutta Marr Gaya,

Tabi Se Kutton Ne Decied Kiya Ke

“Susu Karte Waqt Ek Taang Se Diwaar Ko Sahara Diya Karenge“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I eat fruit

Every time I eat fruit..
Patient: 'Doctor, every time I eat fruit I get this
strange urge to give people all my money.'
Doctor: 'Would you like an apple or a banana?'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher to Pappu:

Teacher to Pappu:
Why are you late? All your classmates came to the class on time!

Pappu: Group me to kutte aate hain.. lekin SHER hamehsa akela aata hai sir!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)