Height of dreaming:

Height of dreaming:
Last Night Bill Gates
came in my dream and said
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.
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Yaar Farhan…
teray pas windows xp ki CD hai?
kal wapas kar dun ga…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 681 views
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