Aj k Bacahy
Dad: Agr tum Is bar fail huay to mjhay baap mat khna....
Beta: result anay k bad.....
sorry yar mushtaq tum baap khnay k laiq nai rahay........ :p
oooooooo teriiiii!!!
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