Sardar on Train Tack

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 827 views

PPP

Barbaad Honay Ke Aur Bhi Raastay Thay
FARAAZ
Najanay logoon ko ‘PPP’ Ko Vote Dainay Ka Khayal Kyun Aaya…….????

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Ladki Se Badtamiji Achhi Bat Nahi Hai

Bus Chali Jhatka Laga Santa Ek Ladki Par Ja Gira,

Ladki Gusse Se Boli: “BadTamij, Kya Kar Raha Hai?”

Santa Khush Hote Hue Bola: “Ji, Punjab University Se B.Tech Final Kar Raha Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,

Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,
Babool se fresh karne ka..
Agar fir bhi safed nahi huye to..
Bindass HARPIC use karne ka..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aik Dulha shadi ki Pehli raat

Aik Dulha shadi ki Pehli raat,

apni BIWI ke ghonghat utha k baray piyar se poochta hai,

kiya naam hai hamary ‘ hazoor ‘ ka?

Biwi: Hazart Muhammad (S.A.W.W)

Dulha: kiy faramya hazoor ne?

Biwi: yehi Namaz parho Roza rakho or Zakaat do.

Dulha pareshan ho kr bahir gya or bola

SB ANDAR Aa jayen

DARS ho raha hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Fourth Husband

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."

"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."

"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."

"He died of a broken neck."

"A broken neck?"

"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)