A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.

The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar raheho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, "Wash Basin".

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 944 views

Train mein warning likhi thi

Train mein warning likhi thi:

"Bina Ticket waale Yatri Hoshiyar!"
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Golu: Wah!

Aur jo ticket lekar yatra kar rahe hai,
Wo sab saale Gadhe hai kya??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Duniya Ki Sabse Sundr Ladki

Aagr Ap Duniya Ki
Sabse Sundr Ladki ko
Sache Dil Se Mangoge

To Wo Humsha ke Liye
Apki Ban Jaegi…
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BHABHI.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ghar ki rekhwali

Hum Log Ghar ki Rakhwali k Liye kUTTA Rakhte
Hain.
Pakistani Citizen:
Ye Konsi Bari Baat Hai..
"Humne To Pure Mulk k Liye Rakha Hua Hai.."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Baap (betay say): Tum nay tareekh mein itnay kam number

Baap (betay say): Tum nay tareekh mein itnay kam number kiun liye hain?
Beta: “ Abbu tareekh kay parchay mein ziadah tar sawalat aisay puchay gaye the jo meri paidaish say pehlay kay the.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tharki doctor......

Doctor:Ap bilkul mairi 3 bewi ki tarha lag rahi ha.....
Girl:Oh Really!!!
Doctor:yes
Girl:waisa ap ki ha kitni beewiya?
Doctor: 2........... :p

by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!)