Sardar-why are all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 941 views

Texi Wala-Sir Sorry

Texi Wala-Sir Sorry

Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha Ab Kitna Bhada Lu?

GOLU-Oye Praji Koi Gal Nhi
Maii B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya Hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A blonde was swerving

A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving
very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"

The blonde said, "I`m sorry sir, but wherever I go,
there`s always a tree in front of me and I can`t seem to get away from it!"

The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that`s your air freshener!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek kanjus k ghar mehman aaye hue the

Ek kanjus k ghar mehman aaye hue the.
.
.
Kanjus: Thanda piyo ge ya
garam?.

Mehman: Thanda.
Kanjus: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?.

Mehmaan: Pepsi
Kanjus: Bottle mein piyo ge ya glass me?.

Mehmaan: Glass me..
Kanjus: simple glass me ya design wala?.

Mehmaan: Design wala.
Kanjus: Lines wala ya flowers wala.?

Mehman: Flowers wala.
Kanjus: Gulaab wala ya chameli wala.?

Mehman: Chameli wala.
Kanjus: Sorry Yaar hamare ghar me Aisa glass nahi hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar Writes An Essay On Father - Funny-jokes

A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .
He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read:

I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE..
MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOR.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Lagta Hae Kae Pounch Gai Hai.

One man was coming after the burial of Wife.
Achanak Bijli Chamki, Badaal Garjae, Zoor Sae Barish Start Hu Gai.

Dukhi Admi Boola, Lagta Hae Kae Pounch Gai...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)