1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya, After operation,

Dr. Asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?

Charsi:jisko bhi ankhen lagao use bata dena ye 2 kash laganay k baad he khulti hain

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 946 views

Keeping hopes may not improve your future,

Ek Gadha : Yaar mera Malik mujhe bohot marta hai

Doosra Gadha : To tu bhaag kyun nahin jaata ?

Pehla Gadha : Bhaag to jaata... Par yahan future bright hai... Malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to malik kehta hai "Teri Shaadi Gadhey se kar doonga"
Bas issi umeed mein betha hoon.

MORAL : Keeping hopes may not improve your future, but it will certainly reduce the pain of today.

by Hina Ali (few years ago!)

Defining Teenagers

A Teenager is...

A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.

A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.

A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday.

Someone who can hear a song by Madonna played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.

A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.

A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam and 12 hours for her driver's license.

A youngster who is well informed about anything he doesn't have to study.

An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.

A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and Very Loud.

A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates her brother.

A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a rock concert.

A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.

A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.

A boy who can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects the lawn needs mowing.

An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Angrez urdu mai darwaza kholne

Angrez urdu mai darwaza kholne ko kaise kahega??
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Nahi pata?

Ok, Mai btata hu...

“THERE WAS A COLD DAY”

Isko tez tez padho khud smajh jao gay . . :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan darya k kinaray

Darya k kinare 2 Sardar Chammach se darya me Dahee dal rahe thai.
Pathan ne dekha to pocha:
Khoocha ye kia kar rahe ho?
Sardar: Ham Lasi bana rahe hain.
Pathan: ha ha ha....
O pagal ka Bacha log itna Lassi tumhara Baap Piye ga??...

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Tere Ghr Se Hmesa Hsne Ki

BNTA-Tere Ghr Se Hmesa Hsne Ki Awaz Ati Hai,Khusi Ka Raaz Kya Hai?
Snta-Meri Biwi Muje Jute Marti Hai,Lag Jaye To Wo Hasti Hai,Nhi Lge To M Hasta hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)