Bv: me jb gana gati hun to ap balocony me q chale jate hain?
Husband:is lye k kahen muhale wale ye na samjhen me ap ka gala daba raha hun.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 909 views

Hum yahan nahi rhe ge

Pathan :hum yahan nai rahay ga hmra paisa wapis
karo,
Itna chota kamra or 1 stool,
tum humein janwar smjhta hai.
Waiter:sir kamray may tu chalian ye Lift hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dekh lena tumhe nark main

Patni Aapne Pati Se- Dekh Lena Tumhe Nark Mein
Bhi Jagah Nahi Milegi..
Pati- Achcha Hai, Mai Bhi Har Jagah Tumhare Sath
Nahi Jaana Chahta.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kele ka chilka

1 sardar ghar se nekla tu daikha ke samnay kailay ka chelka para howa tha
Sardar: O mere khudaya.. Aaj phir phisalna parega

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

1 sardar had a hole in his umbrella.

1 sardar had a hole in his umbrella.

someone asked why there is hole in your umbrella.

Sardar replied, How will i get to know that rain is stopped.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Larki Totay Se: Main Kesi Lagti Hoon

Larki Totay Se:
Main Kesi Lagti Hoon

Tota:
Awara Lagtee Ho

Larki:
Tota Badtameez Hay
Shopkeeper Ne Totay Ko Leja Ke Pani Me Dubaya Or Pocha: Gali De Ga?
Tota :
Nahi

Larki Totay Se:
Agar Mere Ghar Per Mere Sath Ek Admi Ay To Tum Kya Socho Ge

Tota:
Tumahra Shohar Hoga

Larki:
Agar 2 Admi Ho To

Tota:
Tumhara Shohar And Devar

Larki:
Agar 3 Ho

Tota:
Shohar Devar And Bhai

Larki:
Agar Ho To?

Tota:
Pani Lay Aao Mene Pehlay Hi Kaha Tha
K
Awara Hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)