Patni Ko Begum KyUn Kehte Hain

Patni Ko Begum KyUn Kehte Hain?
Kyonki shadi Ke Baad Sare Gum To Pati
Ke Hisse Main Aa Jaate Hain,
Aur Patni Begum Ho Jati Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 686 views
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