Chaaro Makaan Teri Mohabbat Me Haar K, Ab Walk Kar Rahe Hain Gireyban Phar K, Biryani Kis Tarha Se Pakey Gi Main Kia Kahon, Daaman Me Chaar Kaddoo Hain Woh Bhi Udhaar K.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 944 views

Santa: I Failed in Every Subject

Santa: I Failed in Every Subject Except For Algebra.

Banta: How did you Keep from Failing That?

Santa: No! I didn’t take Algebra.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mardon Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaiye

Ek Pari Ne 60 Saal K Shadi Shuda Jorey Se Kaha,

Mein Tum Dono Ki Ik Ik Khawish Pori Kar Sakti Hoon,

Biwi: Main Apne Shohar K Sath Sari Duniya Ki Saer Karna Chahti Hoon,

Pari Ne Jadu Ki Chari Ghumai Or 2 Tickets A Gaen,

Phir Shohar Sey Pucha, Tum Kya Chate Ho…?

Shohar:
Apne Se 30 Saal Choti Biwi Ka Khwahishmand Hoon,

Pari Ne Jadu
Se Usko 90 Saal Ka Kar Diya,

Moral:
Mardon Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaiye K Pariyan Bhi Auraten Hoti Hain..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar will Marry Again

Sardar’s Wife Dies:
He Is Calm

But His Wife’s Lover Is Furiously Crying..

Finally Sardar Consoles Him:
Don’t Worry Yaar
I Will Marry Again

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar Apni Bimar Murghi Ko

Sardar Apni Bimar Murghi Ko Bazar Le gaya Bechne K Liye,

Admi: Iska Sar Neeche Q hy

SArdar:Gaon Ki Hy Isliye Shehar Me Sharma Rhi hy.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

AADMI KI CAR SE TAKRAKE EK TOTA

AADMI KI CAR SE TAKRAKE EK TOTA BEHOSH HO GAYA. AADMI TOTE KO GHAR LE GAYA. CAGE ME RAKHA KHANA DIYA. TOTA JAAG K BOLA:AAILA JAIL! WO CAR DRIVER MAR GAYA KYA

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)