Sweet Demand By A Kid
A Sweet Demand By a Kid.
He was Beaten Up by his Mom.
Dad Asked What Happened Son?
Kid: I cant Adjust With Your Wife Anymore,
I Want My Own. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 800 views
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