Sweet Demand By A Kid

A Sweet Demand By a Kid.

He was Beaten Up by his Mom.

Dad Asked What Happened Son?

Kid: I cant Adjust With Your Wife Anymore,
I Want My Own. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 692 views
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