Patni Pati se

Patni (Pati se)- Tum to kehte the ki shaadi ke bad b mujhe khub pyaar
karoge..

Pati- Sorry yaar! Mujhe maalum nahi tha ki tumhari shaadi mujhse hogi ....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 642 views
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