Patni Pati se
Patni (Pati se)- Tum to kehte the ki shaadi ke bad b mujhe khub pyaar
karoge..
Pati- Sorry yaar! Mujhe maalum nahi tha ki tumhari shaadi mujhse hogi ....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 985 views
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