physical relation
Hik sardar ek ladki de naal physical relation badade janda paya si, and ladki ne kaha”Ruk jao sardar ji, warna main apni jaan de dungi” Gusse me Sardar ne kaha, “jaan de dena par kisi de kam na aana”
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1808 views
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