Kya Columbus America Ki Khoj Kar Paata

Columbus Agar Married Hota To America Kabhi Discover Nahi Kar Pata.

Kyunki Tab Usse Pucha Jata:

Kahan Jaa Rahe Ho.
Kiske Saath Jaa Rahe Ho.

Main Bhi Chalungi.
Wapas Kab Aaoge.

Ghar Reh Kar Hi Discover Karlo.

Mere Liye Kya Laoge.
Wapas Aate Waqt Sabji L

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 647 views
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