Remake of Om Shanti Om dialogue

Remake of Om Shanti Om dialogue
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Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hoti hai
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Happys Endings..
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Aur agar aisa nhi hota
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To exam abhi khatam nahi hue, Re-Test abhi baki hai mere dost

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 923 views
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