Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun
Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Banta : Kuch B Nahi
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
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