A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."

The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

The little girl replied, "My homework."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 819 views

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.

Raju:No ma"m! I will not be able to attend it.

Teacher :Why?

Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

1 Pathaan fish le k aya

1 Pathaan fish le k aya. Bili use kha gai. Us ko gusa aya, us ne doodh wala patila utha kr us k agay rakh diya or bola
“Isko bhee p ja. tum ko phulberi niklay”

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Mr Funny ko BIJLI ke khambhe

Mr Funny ko BIJLI ke khambhe par lage poster padne ka bohot shonk tha.

Ek din rat ko andhera hone ke karan uss se ik poster pada nahi gaya. Mr Funny spiderman ke jaise poster padne ke liye khambhe par ja chada.

Pas ja kar uss ne deka, vahan likha tha: Khambhe par naya paint kiya hai. Isko hath nahi lagana.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aaj ki larki

Aaj ki larki..

grl-mera mobile phone jyada tym
meri mom k paas rehta h

boy-agar hum pakde gye toh..?
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grl-nhi pakad mai aayenge
kyuki mene tumara no. Battry Low

k naam se save kr rakha h..
jab v call aata h mummy phone
charge pe rakhkr chali jaati h..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Training k doraan

Training k doraan 1 officer ne sipahi se poocha: Ye hath main kia hay?

Rab Nawaz: Sir Ye bandooq hay. Officer: Ye bandooq nahin tumhari izzat or shan hai, tumhari maa hay maa.

Then Officer to a Pathan Sipahi: Tumharay hath main ye kya hay?

Pathan: Sir, Ye Rab Nawaz ki ammi hay aur hamara khaala hay?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)