Santa ne ek mahila ki gadi rukwai
Santa ne ek mahila ki gadi rukwai aur bola: Aapne traffic constable ka ishara nahi dekha?
Mahila: Dekha tha, lakin mein car chalate waqt nojawano ke ishare per dhyan nahi deti.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 909 views
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