Wo Konsi Ek Baat Hai Jo Hazaroon

Q:Wo Konsi Ek Baat Hai Jo Hazaroon Saal Pehle Bhi Students Kehte The, Aaj Bhi Kehte Hain Or Qayamat Tak Kahengay ?


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A:"Buss Kal Se Parhai Start Karunga'':-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 588 views
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