Q:Wo Konsi Ek Baat Hai Jo Hazaroon Saal Pehle Bhi Students Kehte The, Aaj Bhi Kehte Hain Or Qayamat Tak Kahengay ?


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A:"Buss Kal Se Parhai Start Karunga'':-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 590 views

Aisa Kutta Naseeb Walo Ko Hi Milta Hai

Ek Pati Apni Patni Ka Janaza Le Ja Raha Tha.
Janaze Ke Aage Ek Kutta Aur Peeche Aadmiyon Ki
Lambi Line Thi.
Ek Aadmi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Jab Uski Samajh Mein
Na Aaya Ki Ye Kya Chakkat Hai To Jaakar Pati Se
Puchha.
Aadmi: “Bhai Sahab Ye Sab Kaise Hua?”
Pati: “Ye Jo Kutta Hai, Is Ne Kaat Liya Tha”
Aadmi Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola: “Ye Kutta Ek Din
Ke Liye Udhar Mein De Do”
Pati: “Jarur, Par Peechhe Line Mein Lag Jao“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A farmer near a field

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Friend ki nishanian

Friend ki 3 nishanian;->

1.kamena kbi cal nai kare ga.

2.zalim hanas hans k sms pare ga.


3.chahe jitni beizzti kar lo besharam sms pora pare ga

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Coca Cola

Main ne to Aaj tak Coca Cola nahi Pee Faraz,

Magar...

Jab Toilet Jata hoon to Aawaz aati hai Brrrrrrrrrrrrr....

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek baar ek ENGINEER

Ek baar ek ENGINEER se exam me pucha gya
What is challenge. . .???
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ENGINEER ne pura page khali chhodkar page k end me likha. . .
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Agr apne baap ki aaulad h toh mujhe pass kr k dikha.
Its a challenge.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)