Santa: Yaar aaj to 1 Rs. me 3 amrood mil gye.
Banta: Wo kaise?

Snta: 1 Rs. ka 1 usne dia, 1 mai utha k bhag gya, or 1 usne muje fek ke mara...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1003 views

One friday night

One Friday night, a policeman saw a car parked up at "makeout point." Shining his flashlight in the window, he saw a young man fidgeting in the front seat glancing at his watch and a young woman sitting in the back seat and reading a magazine.

"Excuse me, son" said the cop, "but how old are the two of you?"

"I'm eighteen, sir, and" (checking his watch another time) "in ten more minutes, she'll be eighteen too!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik dewar pe lika tha

Aik dewar pe lika tha, Kutta thook raha hy

Pathan ne wahi par thooka aur hans ne laga hahaha Thooka ham ne naam kutte ka aya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Man outside phone

'Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.....'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Nurse vs patient

Nurse:your name?
Patient:pappu
nurse:age?
Patint:25 year
nurse:married
patint:no,no,its car accident

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Du dost class main late aye

Du dost class main late aye, teacher pehle se: tum late kiun howey?,

pehla larka: mera 5 rupess gumm ho gay thy,

ustad doosry larke se: aur tum?

sir main unn per paon rakh kar khara tha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)