1 Admi public toilet me betha
1 Admi public toilet me betha tha achanak usy 7 waly toilet se awaz i,
kya hal hai?
Admi ghabra kr bola:
... Theek hon
Phir aawaz i,
kya kr rahe ho?
Admi:
Betha hon,
phir awaz i,
mai aa jaun?
Admi or ghabra ke bola:
Nai nai mai busy hon
phir aawaz i,
Acha yaar tumhe bad me call krta hn, abi koi ullu ka patha 7 wale toilet se meri hr baat ka jwb de raha hy
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 578 views
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