1 Admi public toilet me betha tha achanak usy 7 waly toilet se awaz i,

kya hal hai?

Admi ghabra kr bola:
... Theek hon

Phir aawaz i,
kya kr rahe ho?

Admi:
Betha hon,

phir awaz i,
mai aa jaun?

Admi or ghabra ke bola:
Nai nai mai busy hon

phir aawaz i,

Acha yaar tumhe bad me call krta hn, abi koi ullu ka patha 7 wale toilet se meri hr baat ka jwb de raha hy

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 813 views

Tum kaunsi soap use karte ho?

Ramu: tum kaunsi soap use karte ho?
Banta: Main Santa Soap, Santa Paste aur Santa Shampoo use karta hoo
Ramu: wo kya international brand hai kya?
Banta: nahi, santa mera room mate hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pillow

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Sardarji proposes to a woman

Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefoot!" 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Machli khayega

Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta:nahi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen k kha lena.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Wife To Husband

Wife To Husband: Tum Mujhe Maar Kar,
Mera Sab Kuch Harrap Karna Chahtay Ho.
Husband: Chal!
Barri Aai, Benazir.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)