Girl: What Time Is It?
Girl: What Time Is It?
PATHAN: Bra, panties.
Girl Slapped Him & Said: I Asked U The Time.
Pathan: Khocha Wohi To Bataya Tha Bra Panties (12:35)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 800 views
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