Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 729 views

idiots in the room

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

by usmanzahid (few years ago!)

Teacher: “I killed a person

Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Technology Impact In Future

Technology Impact:
Year 2050 Mein Pita Gusse Mein Apne Nursery Ke Bache Se:
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Mene Tumhe Hazaro Baar Bataya Hai…..
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Ki Tum Vastav Mein
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Paida Hue The Na Ki Download…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

One day one boy and girl came late to school.

One day one boy and girl came late to school.

Teacher Asked Girl why were they late,

Girl: Sir i lost my 1 rupee coin on the way while i was coming to school, i searched for that for that i got late.

Teacher asked the boy why were u late,

Boy replied:i was standing on that coin to hide.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhikari 2 A Lady Sitting

Bhikari 2 A Lady Sitting On A Bench In A PARK “Hi Darling!
So U R In The Mood To Have Some Fun”

Lady: How Dare U?

Bhikari: Then What R U Doing On My BED..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)