Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 919 views

ragging ke waqt ladko ne 1 ladki se kaha

ragging ke waqt ladko ne 1 ladki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do-patna kahan par hai? ladki-bihar mein

boys-yahin pat jao itne dur jaane ki kya jarurat hai....!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Two Brilliant Minds

Ek Baar Santa Aur Pathan Pani Peene Gaye To Glass Ulta Pada Tha.

Pehle Santa Ne Uthaya Aur Kaha.

Santa : “Iska To Muh Hi Band Hai”

Phir Pathan Ne Uthaya Aur Bola.

Pathan: “Abe Ye To Neeche Se Bhi Toota Hua Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Siasatdan Kitna Jhoot Bolte Hain

Siasatdano Se Bhari Hoi Ek Bus
Driver Se Beqabo Hokar Pul Se Nichi Gir Kar Ek Keht Mai Ja Gusi. Kisan Ne Awaz Sunkar Ghar Se Bahar Aya Or Sari Siasatdano Ko Dafnaya..
2 Din Baad Police Wahan Ayi
Khasta Hal Bus Dekni Ke Baad Kisan Se Pocha “Kia Sare Siasatdan Mar Chuke The?
Kisan Ne Kaha Nhin G Kuch To Keh Rahe The Ki Wo Zinda Hai Magar Jinab Aap Ko To Pata Hai K

Siasatdan Kitna Jhoot Bolte Hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kakey ne machar kha lia

Sardar 2 his wife
kakay ne machar kha lita aiy
Wife
Oye RABA Jaldi doctor nu bulao
Sardar
Tu tension na lay
main kakay nu
Mortein Pila Dita ay.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Boy: i want to say something

Cute Insult:

Boy: i want to say something to u Gal: wt ?!
...
Boy: Its 3 words & 8 letters
Gal: i know. Its I luv u, ...but i dont!

Boy: No !!
Gal: den wt?!!!
.
Boy: GO TO HELL !!!
lolzz....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)