Teacher Gusse Se Bacho Ko
Teacher Gusse Se Bacho Ko Jhad Raha Tha.
Teacher: “Agar Koi Ladka Aaj Ke Bad Girls Section Gaya To 1st Time Rs.100 Fine Hoga Or 2nd Time 200 & 3rd Time 500 Hoga.”
Pappu Ye Sunkar Bola: “Sir Monthly Package Ke Kya Charges Hai?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 608 views
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Shaadi ki party mein DJ wale ne
puchha: kab tak bajaana hai…..??
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Santa: oye 8 – 10 peg Lagane tak
baja lo uske baad toh hum sab
generator ki awaz par bhi naach
lenge
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1 punjabi k gher main 2 bachey jurwan paida huway, to dadi boli:
Lo Dasso Hun tay pakistan day halaat vaikh k bachey vi kally aan tou dar day ney.....
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Pathan pehle Rozay ko masjid me naat parhne gya
sab logo ne usy buhat maara
Kyun?
Kyun ke pehle hi rozay mein naat parh raha tha
“Alvidah Alvidah Mahe’y Ramzan”
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Ustaf Fursat Fatte Haal Ji Kafi Time Se Ek Ladki Ke Piche The.
Par Jab Unki Bat Na Bani To Unhone Ladki Ek Shayari Likhi
Hum To Tumhari Dosti Mein…
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Itne Door Tak Nikal Aaye Hain Dost…
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Ke Ab To Rikshay Wala Bhi Wapsi Ka 2000 Mangta Hai…
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Height of common sense.
Teacher: Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai
To HmKo Roshni Pehley or
Awaz Baad Mein Q Aati Hai?
Pathan: Q K Hmari Ankhein Agey Hain or Kaan Peechey..
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Santa(ladki ko chedte hue)-
Aur soniyo ki haal hai??
Ladki (gusse me)- jo haal teri behan ka hai....
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Santa- accha toh tu bhi pregnant hai....
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kal wo mili mujhse
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shaam ka waqt
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bujhi-2 si
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jhuki-2 si
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jb maine pucha
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udaas kyo ho?
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itna pareshan kyo ho?
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jhuka k palke
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chupa k chehra
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gale se lag k
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ro-2 k thak k
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lagi wo kehne
itna romantic msg
likha
tha tmko,
papa k numbr pr chala
gya....:-(
:-P:-P:-P:-P
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Ek Pathan ka School mai New Admission Huwa:
Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kon hain?
Pathan: Hum ko kya Pata Kon hai?
Aaj He To Hum Aaya Hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
GOLU Ne Cooking Contest Me Part Liya Khaali Bartan Me Spoon Firaane Laga..
Judge Ne Us Se Pucha-
Kya Bana Rahe Ho?
GOLU Bola- ULLU -SOHAIL
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PATHAN Biology Ka Practical Attnd Krty Huye.
Examiner Ne 1 Bird Ki Taang Dikhaai, Or PATHAN Se Us Bird Ka Naam Poocha..
PATHAN Bola:
I Don’t Know..
Examiner: You Have Failed,
Kya Naam Hai Tumhara?
PATHAN: Humara Taang Dekho Or Naam Bataao..!!
Baat krta hai sala ;->
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)