Teacher Gusse Se Bacho Ko
Teacher Gusse Se Bacho Ko Jhad Raha Tha.
Teacher: “Agar Koi Ladka Aaj Ke Bad Girls Section Gaya To 1st Time Rs.100 Fine Hoga Or 2nd Time 200 & 3rd Time 500 Hoga.”
Pappu Ye Sunkar Bola: “Sir Monthly Package Ke Kya Charges Hai?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 786 views
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Police Man: Stop, Stop, Tumhari Headlights kaam
Nahi kar rahi,
Woh bandh hai.
Santa: Jaldi Se Hat Jao! Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar
Rahe Hain. :-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Difference between dawa and daru.
Dawa is like a girlfriend. it has expiry date and
Daru is like a "wife" jitni purani hogi utni sar ko
charti hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
pathan: Dr. sahb 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhar hua tha
Dr:tu ab kiya hua?
Pathan:yahan se guzar raha tha socha poch lon k
ap ne Nahane ko mana kia tha, ab naha Lon?
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 pathan jab b nahanay jata to darwaza khol deta..
Kisi ne waja poochi to us ne kaha:
“Mujhe shak hai k darwazy k neeche se mujhe koi dekhta hai”…….
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa=kaha ja rahe ho
Banta=Police Station,Mere ghar me chor aya hai
S=Bibi ko akela chod dia
B=Nahi,usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Perfect example of confidence:
A junior in an office dialed his boss’s number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !………..boss shouted : do you know whom you’re talking to ?!!!!!!
Junior : no!
Boss: i’m the boss of this office.
Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you’re talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God. (and disconnected da phone)…..:d :p
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sincere Apology: If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar: Yaar Ek Baat To Batao??
Pathan: Pucho..
Sardar: Google Ziyada Acha Hai Ya Yahoo..?
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Pathan: Ek Minute Ruko,
Hum Abhi Google Per Search Ker K Batata Hai.. :-D :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga? :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Manzil Qareeb Dkh K
Mutmain Na Hona.
Aksar TATI Nikal Jati
Hy.
Bathroom Ponhanchne Se
Pehle:)
(‘,’)>Sub Chor Bas Misaal
Dekh tu….
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)