Husband Ke Birthday Par Wife Ne
Puchha – Kya Gift Du?
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Husband :- Tum Mujhe Pyar Karo,
Izzat Karo Aur Hamesha Mera Kehna
Maano.

Bas Yahi Kaafi Hai.

Wife:- ( Kuchh Der Sochne Ke Baad )
Nahi Nahi Main To GIFT Hi Dungi.

by A. Sami (few years ago!) / 841 views

Patient/Doctor

Doctor:Have you taken my advice and slept with the window open?
Patient:Yes.

Doctor:So your asthma disappeared completely?

Patient:No, but my TV & Laptop did.

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)

Sardar ki dor

Doo sikh platform per train kay pechay bagg rahay thay, aur train kay loog unhain josh dila rahay thay shabash sardar jee. Un mein say akk train per char jata ha, too loog khub shabahsh daytay hain, jub us ka breath controll main ati ha to wo kahta ha main to chornay aya tha sawari to station per rah gyee.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Purchasing A Turkey

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhains par baithe ek gujju ko

Bhains par baithe ek gujju ko Traffic Police ne roka aur poocha: tumhara helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega.
Gujju replied: baawle dhyaan se dekh neeche! 4 wheeler hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar Became The Driver Of Train

Sardar Became The Driver Of Train
The Very 1st Train Driven By Him
Was 8 Hours Late Bcoz?
He Stopped At Every Phatak N Askd
“Jalandher Nu Ehi Line Jandi A?”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)