Ek Sharabi Raat Ko 12:30

Ek Sharabi Raat Ko 12:30 Baje Sadak Par Akela Ja Raha Tha,

Usko Ek Police Wale Ne Rok Liya Aur Pucha.

Police: “Kaha Ja Rahe Ho?”

Sharabi: “Daaru Peene Se Hone Wale Nuksaan Pe Parvachan Sunne.”

Police: “Itni Raat Ko Tera Baap Parvachan Dega?”

Sharabi: “Nahi Sahab Biwi Degi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 937 views
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