Geo pathan
2 pathan car main bomb fix kr rhy thy.....
Ek bola...
O bhai agr ye fix krty krty path gia to...
Dusra bola...
Dön't worry yar apny kul dusra vi hai.
GEO PATHAN..,,!!
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