Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
~Conan O'Brien

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
~Jay Leno

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
~Jay Leno

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree... and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
~Jay Leno (we love Jay)

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
~Jimmy Kimmel

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
~Jimmy Fallon

After a quick meet-and-greet with King Abdullah, Obama was off to Israel, where he made a quick stop at the manger in Bethlehem where he was born. ~Jon Stewart

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
~David Letterman

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
~David Letterman (Dave's not bad either)

Police in Texas arrested a man who was using the alias 'Barack Obama' while trying to steal money from 35 ATMs. They could tell something was up when a guy named Barack Obama was trying to take money from banks instead of giving it to them. ~Jimmy Fallon

You know, it's hard to believe President Obama has now been in office for a year. Isn't that amazing? It's a year. And you know, it's incredible. He took something that was in terrible, terrible shape, and he brought it back from the brink of disaster: The Republican party. ~Jay Leno

President Obama should get a big refund this year because he has a lot of dependents. AIG, Citibank, Morgan Stanley - all dependents.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 902 views

Kamal Ki Cheez

Pathan: Is TV Ki Kiya Qeemat Hai.?

Salesman: 1 Lakh..

Pathan: Q Is Me Kiya Khas Baat Hai.?

Salesman: Light Chali Jaye Gi to
Ye Automatic Off ho jayega..

Pathan: Kamal Ki Cheez Hai Yaar,
Is Ko Pack Ker Do :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

yeh kaisa signature hai ????

Teacher : yeh kaisa signature hai ????
''@@@@@@@@@''
.
Student : teacher , yeh meri mummy ka sign hai =)
.
Teacher : naam kya hai mummy ka ????
.
Student : her name is JALEBI BAI =)))
hahahahahahahahahahah

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A young pregnant Blonde

A young pregnant Blonde woman had given birth in the elevator of an Indian desi hospital. She was embarrassed about it and was weeping.

Sardar Doctor: Don't feel bad. Two years back, a Blonde girl delivered in the open lawn of this hospital.

The lady burst out crying and said:
"I know..., that was me, too."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathans Leave Aplikation

Pathan’s Leave Application:
Dear Sir!

My Wife Is Ill.
And There Is No Other Husband
In Our Family To Look Aftr Her,
Kindly Grant Me Leave For 1 Day On Sunday.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 kuta ek shekh ki roti cheen k bhaga

1 kuta ek shekh ki roti cheen k bhaga
Shekh b kute k pechy bhaga Jab shekh bhagte bhagty thak gya to ruk k bola
ay Allah is roti ka swab dada marhoom ko dena.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)