Shaadi k turant baad
Shaadi k turant baad pati k phone me Bibi ka naam:
My Life
mahine baad: My Wife
saal baad: Home
10 saal baad: Hitler
15 saal baad: WRONG NUMBE
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 713 views
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