Friend: Santa Ji! Agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai:
Santa: Main heater k samnay beth jata hon.

Friend: Lekin agar phir bhi thand lagy to?
Santa: To main heater On kar leta hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 845 views

pani boil kar k peo

Phatan ne Doctor ko bohat mara:

Logo ne pocha kyou?


Phatan:
Etni garmi main kehta hy Paani Boil Kar k Piyo.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Dukandar Aurat Se

Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k thak gaya
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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra pasand nahi aaya
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Aurat: Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi sabzi lene aayi thi :P:P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Teacher : Santa ye batao tense

Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?

Santa : Teen maidam.

Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.

Santa : Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta
hu aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar. office ja rha tha.

SARDAR:
Office Ja Rha Tha.
Biwi Pyar Se Boli:
See U In The Evening.
SARDAR Gusse Se:
Dhamki Kise De Rhi Hai,
Mai B Tujhe Dekh Loonga.”:

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui

1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui.
Rukhsati K Waqt Dulhan
Pehle Maa K Galay Lag K Roi,
Phir Baap K,
Phir Bhai Aor Behan K Galay Lag K Roi.
Sardar Ji Ne Dulhan Le
Jane Se Inkar Kr Dia Or Kaha
Aey Twade Kolon Chup Nai Hondi
Te Mere Kolon Kinj Howe Gi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)