Sardar Ky Ghar

Sardar Ky Ghar& ky Bahir Name Plat Lagi Thi: Wife: MSC:

Husband :FSC: Kisi Ne Poocha:
Sardar g App Aur Apki Bivi Ne Kis Subjacet Mein FSC/MSC Kia

Hai? Sardar:Subjacet Da Te Pata Nai Name Plate Da Matlab Ay:MSC:MotherOf Seven Children Aur FSC: Father Of Seven Children

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 674 views
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