This guy went to hospital for a circumcision, but because of a mix up, he ended up having a complete sex change.

All of the doctors and nurses had gathered around his bed as he was waking up so they could give him the bad news.

Naturally, the poor guy went to pieces and started crying when they explained what had happened to him.

"Oh no!" he moaned, "this means I`ll never be able to experience an erection ever again!"

"Of course you will," one of the doctors soothed. It`ll just have to be someone else`s, that`s all."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 824 views

Ek Pthan Ki Murgi Bemar Hui

Ek Pthan Ki Murgi Bemar Hui,

Sardar: tum eska sadka utar lo

To phir
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Phir kya hona tha, PATHAN ne murghi k lye 1 “Bakra”
sadqa kr diya.@

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

There's a bomb in my garden

Santa: Banta! There's a bomb in my garden!

Banta: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

wife : Ghar nahi aa sakti

wife : Ghar nahi aa sakti..
Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai..
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After 1hour,
SHe calls back : Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan Ek larki say “I love you”
Larki: “tammeez say batt karo”
Pathan:
“bismilah hir rheman nir rhaem,
With due respect I beg to state that I love you” ba

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sardar Jaldi se 1 Glass Juice Do

Sardar Jaldi se 1 Glass Juice Do Larai Hone Wali hai
Peny Ke Bad 1 Glass aur do Larai Hone Wali Hai
Juice Wala Larai Kb Hogi?
Srdar:Jab To Paise Mange ga

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)