Height Of coolness

Height Of coolness

Two Friends after finishing the paper, coming out of the exam hall, having a cold drink and talking...

Friend "Dude which paper was it"
Friend "May be maths"
Friend "Hmmm...that means you read the paper?"
Friend "No Man I Saw some one using Calculator :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1226 views
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