BACHA AUR CHOr
raat ke andhere main jab sab soo gye the,aik chor ghar main dakhil hoa,etafak se aik chote bache ki ankh khol gai. chor: “khabardar,agar chekhe to goli khani pare gi”. Bacha: “masomiat se jee main chocolate khata hun”.
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 807 views
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