Nargis to Shaitan

Nargis to Shaitan:Main ik Masoom tay shareef larki aan...Shaitan:Jan day NARGIS baji; hun tu apni ho k enj tay zaleel na kr.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1007 views
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